Great Wizard of Brooklyn

To vex This hex

To blind This wandering evil eye

To inhibit the hoodoo

That you do so well

We shall need a few items

And to set the mood

Water and towels

Are we having a baby?

Candles matches bay leaves

Paper and some pens

Red ink only

Virgin blood?

In your dreams darling

And please take this seriously

Hunter we need from you

Something precious to you

God no not that sweater

Not that sweater

Here's my beanie

Charlotte have you black salt

Black salt black salt

Scads of black salt

Who the hell has black salt, you weirdo?

Had I known

I'd be banishing beelzebub tonight

I would have been more prepared

Apologies great wizard of Brooklyn

Oh great wizard of Brooklyn

I like the sound of that

Brooklyn

I'm the wizard of

Brooklyn

Prepare thyselves

We must wash our hands

Wash our hands

Solar powered water energized by the sun

Faces too?

No I'm sweaty from all this drama

Now what?

Take your pen

And write down all the evil things

You have done and what's been done to you

I'm gonna be here a while with you two

That is quite enough.

Now we put a bay leaf on the paper like so

Pretend we have some black salt

And fold the paper over

Yes perfect

And now we burn them

Burn

The more of the card that burns

The stronger our protection

Repeat after me

We burn this curse

We burn this curse

And banish it from our lives forever

Forever

This handmade

This handmade

Norwegian sweater