Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls

Met him at the bar, sketching on his own

Something in his smile made me wanna take him home

He said he likes French girls, hairy as can be

I smiled and thought, baby just you wait and see

Paint me like one of your French girls

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la

Paint me like one of your French girls

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Now I may not be French but I can fake the rest

Gonna put this little body to the test

Walk into his studio, make him lose his mind

Drop my robe and leave his French girls behind

Paint me like one of your French girls

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la

Paint me like one of your French girls

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Threw out my razor, let it all grow wild

Hairy bush and armpits, au naturel style

Got a book on philosophy, trying to seem refined

I stare out of windows like something's on my mind

Paint me like one of your French girls

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la

Paint me like one of your French girls

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Bought a pack of cigarettes, let them hang from my lips

I'll blow the smoke his way with a roll of my hips

Practiced my shrug, perfected my pout

This little act is gonna work out

Paint me like one of your French girls

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la

Paint me like one of your French girls

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Walked into his studio, dropped my robe real slow

Hairy pits and bush, put it all on show

He picked up his paintbrush, couldn't believe his eyes

This hairy little number was his perfect prize

Paint me like one of your French girls

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la

He painted me like one of his French girls

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Ooh-la-la, ooh-la-la