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Intentional torts a tangled web
Battery assault a fearsome ebb
False imprisonment a chilling plight
I.I.E.D. a mental torturous blight
Trespass to land a wrongful tread
Trespass to chattels a wrongful head
Conversion a serious wrong
Dominion and control where things go wrong
Negligence a careless plight
Duty breached a fading light
Reasonable care a guiding hand
Foreseeability across the land
Breach of duty a slippery slope
The reasonable person a guiding hope
Res ipsa loquitur a circumstantial plea
The thing speaks for itself for all to see
Causation a tangled thread
But for the act the injury is dead
Proximate cause a scope defined
Foreseeable harm a burden confined
Strict liability a heavy hand
Abnormally dangerous across the land
Animals products a dangerous game
Liability imposed without a name
Defamation a slanderous blight
Libel slander a chilling sight
Public figures a higher bar
Actual malice a shining star
Invasion of privacy a soul's distress
Intrusion appropriation a deep distress
False light a distorted view
Public disclosure a burden anew
Misrepresentation a deceitful art
Fraud negligence tearing hearts apart
Business torts a competitive fray
Interference disparagement come what may
Vicarious liability a master's plight
Respondeat superior shining its light
Joint and several a shared despair
Contribution indemnity a burden to bear
Oh Restatement you guide my weary soul
Through the labyrinth of tort law taking its toll
But I'll conquer this beast with knowledge and might
And emerge victorious in the fading light
The Bar Exam awaits a daunting decree
But I'll face it with courage and finally be free
A lawyer of torts with wisdom so deep
Guiding the wronged while the innocent sleep