If My Friends Could See Me Now

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine

I'm lookin' at your smile, and it's a healthy sign

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chum I attract

All I can say is, "Wow"

Just look at where I am

Tonight, I've landed, pow

Right in a pot of jam

What a setup, holy cow

They'll never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now, that little dusty group

Traipsin' 'round this million-dollar chicken coop

I'm rubbin' elbows with the cream of the crop

Whoever said there ain't no room at the top

To think this famous man

Which I must say is he

Should pick an unknown gal

Which there's no doubt is me

What a setup, wow, holy cow

They'll never believe it

If my friends could see me

If my friends could see me

If they all could see me now

Take a look at me now