19th Nervous Breakdown

You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs

Sittin' out in the crowd, talkin' much too loud

Runnin' up and down the stairs

Well, it seems to me that you have said too much in too few years

And though you try, you just can't hide

Your eyes are etched with tears

You better stop, and look around

Here it comes, here it comes

Here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown

When you were a child you were treated kind

But never brought up right

You were always spoiled with a thousand toys

But still you cried all night

Your mother who neglected you

Owes a million dollars tax

And your father's still perfectin' ways

Of makin' cement wax

You better stop, and look around

Here it comes, here it comes

Here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown

Woe is you, man

That girl's just insane

Well, there's nothin' I do don't seem to work

It only seems to make matters worse

Oh, oh, oh, oh

You were still in school when you met that fool

Who really messed your mind

But after that, you turned your back

On treatin' people kind

On doctor's trip I tried so hard

To rearrange your mind

But after while I realized

You were disarrangin' mine

You better stop, and look around

Here it comes, here it comes

Here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown

Woe is you, man

That girl's just insane

Well, there's nothin' I do don't seem to work

It only seems to make matters worse

Oh, oh, oh, oh

When you were a child you were treated kind

But never brought up right

You were always spoiled with a thousand toys

But still you cried all night

Your mother who neglected you

Owes a million dollars tax