WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE

So my niggas bitching talking bout go back in the kitchen

Instead of beating his ass, I shut up and listen

He said my duty as a woman is to come home and bake

So he can have something made when he gets off the game"

Then I said OKAY

I said ALRIGHT BET

And then I went in the kitchen

And then I cooked up some meth

So here's the lesson today

So you can be set

I'm gonna get in this kitchen

And Teach you how to make meth

And teach you how to make meth

And teach you how to make meth

You're gonna take the cold medicine and extract the pseudoephedrine

Gonna mix the iodine with some shit that is flammable

He wanna stay at home wife, but can't afford a table

And teach you how to make meth

And Teach you how to make meth

He want a stay at home wife but can't afford a bed

And don't forget you need to have the sulfuric acid

And if you did the shit right it should smell like burnt plastic

He's in the living room chair asking why it's taking so long

Well damn my nigga I'm just cutting it with fentanyl

He has the nerve to ask what I bring to the table

And then got mad when I put down some drugs that are fatal

And now he on some bullshit about weaponized incompetence

Boy bye

Time to burn and crystallize it, don't forget your mask

This is like an episode of breaking bad

I'm hoping after this shit that he will break my back

Now he coming in the kitchen and he all mad

Screaming yelling and hollering

What the fuck is that?

What do you mean my nigga?

I'm doing what you asked?

Now run to the store and get some tiny Ziploc bags