I Think I Killed Rudolph

There's snow on the road and it's icy cold

I can't wait to see your face as soon I get home

Got the car fully packed, filled with presents in fact

Got a tree on the roof, driving giddy like a ten-year-old

I've been working so hard, giving Santa help

At the town's local mall as a f-king elf

But it's Christmas tonight, so, I'll just close my eyes

And imagine the turkey cooking and the way it's gonna smell

But then bang (bang), bang (bang)

Bang, I hit something, oh, damn

Oh dear, oh dear, what's in my rearview mirror

A moose or a deer?

Oh, I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

Ice on the road, blood on the snow

Think that I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I saw a nose, red and it glows

Head, it exploded on my hood

This ain't good and I'm sorry dear Santa

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I hope you can still find your way

I'll bet Donna, Blitzen and Dasher can

Find a way to my house for the presents and (for the presents)

Yeah, we both know the drill (yeah), let's not talk bout road kill (oh, no-no-no)

Don't cry over spilt milk and I know you're a cookie man (cookie-cookie-cookie man)

Here's the thing (bang), wasn't planned (bang)

I would go back in time, but I can't (oh, I can't, oh, I can't)

Oh dear, oh dear, what's in my rearview mirror

A moose or a deer?

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

Ice on the road, blood on the snow

Think that I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I saw a nose, red and it glows

Head, it exploded on my hood (no)

This ain't good and I'm sorry dear Santa (no) (no)

I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I hope you can still find your way

Just heard bang (bang), bang (bang)

Antlers scratched on my paint work, oh, damn

And it plays on my mind, was it his fault or mine?

Had my eyes closed at the time

Oh, I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

Ice on the road, blood on the snow

Think that I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I saw a nose, red and it glows

Head, it exploded on my hood (hood)

This ain't good (this ain't good)

I'm sorry, dear Santa, I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas

I hope you can still come deliver those presents today

Santa