Jack Gets Me Sober

Guess I always had a way with

Finding low places where I could bum a smoke

Some say I got a problem

It ain't a problem, I just can't say no

Like liquor loves ice, man, I love me a good time

I know Mama tried, but tonight, it's looking like

It's gonna take this bar burning down to get me home

My friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't

I'll be texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven

I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over

But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober

Blame it on a stiff drink

Why a quick drink turned into drunk

Dive in another deep end

Chasing that feeling to the bottom of

This liquor on ice, man, I love me a good time

I know Mama tried, but tonight, it's looking like

It's gonna take this bar burning down to get me home

My friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't

I'll be texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven

I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over

But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober

I think I miss my ex, ex

I swear that I didn't, but maybe I sent that text, text

But right now, I don't give a shit

It's gonna take this bar burning down

Yeah, my friends'll have to carry me out 'cause if they don't

I'll keep texting all my exes long as heaven is like seven

I'll quit raising hell when it freezes over

But Jack gets me sober, sober, sober

Jack gets me sober, sober, sober