Keep It Safe

I keep my money on my mind and my valuables in the grave

I got caskets and coffins and locked boxes and safes

I got treasure maps, 20 thousand autographs

T-shirts and lava lamps, couple old coins and some food stamps

All buried in the cemetery carefully

And I'mma keep on stacking up until they come to bury me

W-w-with mad treasures like a leprechaun

Cemetery stepping, better watch who's plot you stepping on

Fuck a bank account, I got holes like a golf course dad

All filled with fat knots and some Crown Royal bags

500 Dollar liquor brand new with the tags

And some icky sticky rolled up in a dirty Zig Zag

Feel me?

Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats

Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets

We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth

Six feet deep, four wide is the framework

Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud

Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none

We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe

We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe

If the cops would ever find this, I'd be done if they did

So much evidence they'd throw the fucking book at the kid

I'd be underneath the jail with the maximum bid

But I'm too clever to never find out the spot that it's hid

They'll never find out I'm sadistic cause I never leave a witness

With the quickness grab my trophy and handle murderous business

I got a problem and it spreads like an infection

And you're the next person to add to my collection

I've been collecting things, putting them inside the dirt

Things I want and need, a couple things I feel that I deserve

Acknowledgements and broken mirrors, attention from important folks

List of people did me wrong with how and why reminder notes

Rookie cards slabbed up, Pokemon nine or better

Got about fifty of 'em buried in some Christmas sweaters

Yeah, put these in the graveyard hidden with the stickers

Crank the ten in case the dead wanna listen, rock it

Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats

Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets

We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth

Six feet deep, four wide is the framework

Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud

Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none

We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe

We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe

Pull up a little further and you'll see this plot of dirt

And underneath are all the treasures that I stashed from all my work

It would be my pleasure, let me show you this one first

It's a bag of teeth I pulled out of somebody's mouth who heard

A couple girls who were just walking home but creeper he would lurk

So I blew his fucking head off and hid his teeth under dirt

Some people say I'm crazy, a lunatic, I'm berserk and I'm proving it

I've been fluid and doing it, got a head with no screws in it

Check out this butcher knife with the grooves in it

Blood still on the handle from me using it

I see you're perusing it

Those came from a jogger that I murdered and said fuck it

Throw both of his shoes in it

Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats

Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets

We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth

Six feet deep, four wide is the framework

Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud

Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none

We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe

We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe

Let's fill a body bag with sweets and trick or treats

Weed and Zig Zags, fill it up, we gon' hit the streets

We not coming home until the loot can fill a fucking grave worth

Six feet deep, four wide is the framework

Fill it up, tripping on the treasures and the fat bud

Dump it in, like a private vault no one gets none

We don't need a lock and key, the dirt will keep it safe

We don't need no lock and key, the earth will keep it safe