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Hey there Arin, how are you doin'?
There's a hot new thing that's brewin'
All the people wanna know
How far would you go with a Pokémon?
Smash or pass, my bro
There's over a thousand for you to choose from
I'm sure if you tried, you could maybe find one
That would catch your eye if the vibe was right
Keep an open mind, let's give it a try
Pikachu? (Smash!)
Charizard? (Smash!)
Squirtle? (Smash!)
Spoink? (Oh my god, smash!)
Okay hold up, do you know what smash means?
It means you want to cream all in that Pokémon's jeans
So mix in a pass, and then, you won't seem so desperate
To sleep with anything that breathes
Oh, okay, I get it
My man, here we go
Tyranitar? (Smash)
Blastoise? (Smash)
Politoed? (Smash)
Cradily? (Smash)
Okay, it really wasn't your level of excitement that was the problem, Arin
It's that you were saying "smash" to everything
Oh, oka-, sorry, I- I'll think harder about it next time
No prob', here we go
Diglit? (Smash)
Arin, you know what? That's alright
I don't wanna come off like I'm being uptight
I was just unaware of your ravenous appetite
To have sex with little creatures
With names like Magnamite (smash)
Okay, let's approach this again
Just pass on everything that's not an absolute ten
Can you do that for me?
Like if I said Klefki? (Smash)
Really, the fucking keys? (Yea)
They're just a bunch of keys (smash)
Gloom? (Smash)
Seal? (Smash)
Muck? (Smash)
Spheal? (Smash)
Arin, what's the deal? (Smash)
You can't smash deals (Smash)
Come on Dan, who doesn't like deals?
As far as I'm concerned, I'm just keeping it real
Okay, let's go for one last round
Your shocking need to plow, never ceases to astound