Six Little Grouches

Oscar: There were six little grouches lying all in bed

And the baby one said, here's your part

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: Not bad

So they all rolled over when they heard him shout

And the grouch on the outside fell out

Oh yes, here we go

There were five little grouches lying all in bed

And the baby one said

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: Yeah

So they all rolled over when they heard him shout

And the grouch on the outside fell out

Okay, here we go

There were four little grouches lying all in bed

And the baby one said

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: No, no, no, no, no. You can

Do it louder and grouchier than that

Go ahead

One, two, three

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: Beautiful

So they all rolled over when they heard him shout

And the grouch on the outside fell out

Okay, now on this one, shout it like you were baby grouches, okay?

There were three little grouches lying all in bed

And the baby one said

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: So they all rolled over when they heard him shout

And the grouch on the outside fell out

Okay, now louder and grouchier this time

There were two little grouches lying all in bed

And the baby one said

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: Yeah

So they all rolled over when they heard him shout

And the grouch on the outside fell out

Okay, a really big one now, 'cause this is the end of the song

Your last chance

There was one little grouch lying there in bed

And he said to himself

Groucho family: Roll over

Oscar: Wonderful

So the grouch rolled over when he heard himself shout

And the one baby grouch fell out

Boy, do I love that song

Ernie: You would, Oscar

Bert: Thank you

Tina: That's a grouch song