The Best Press Kit Ever, Pt. 1

What if the step brothers and lil jon all came outta the same mom

And what if the dj wasn't a dick when ya try and request a song

We're two djs and mcs To believe ya gotta see

We're hardnox the best thing since tequila and plan b

So let's get this thing lit fellas pull up on a chick

Hey ladies lemme see ya shake ya ass a lil' bit

And Don't tell us to turn it down when we come into ya town

Let's pour up some shots waitress bring another round

We can play a little techno just to pick up the tempo

All my latinas and latinos be like

Damn look at those gringos

We're two djs and mcs To believe ya gotta see we're hardnox the best thing since tequila and plan b

We're two djs and mcs To believe ya gotta see we're hardnox the best thing since tequila and plan b