Pop! Goes the Weasel

All around the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought it was all in fun

Then Pop! Goes the weasel

Pop pop little monkey

Not so big now

What's all the hassle

Runnin' me all around

I'm weaseling sneaseling

Trying to make space

But this whole time you chased me

What a disgrace

Oh dang Mr weasel

I had no idea

I thought we were gaming

Do you hear me for real

I didn't mean to startle

Or get ya all mad

I was thinking this was fun

But my bad my bad!

All around the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought it was all in fun

Pop! Goes the weasel

Well hey miss monkey

I don't mean to dissent

But I gotta teach ya

About a thing called consent

If we're gonna play together

And have a good time

We both gotta agree

On the terms and the time

Alright Mr weasel

Hear you loud and clear

Next time I'll ask

Instead of acting cavalier

I thought we'd have some fun

I never meant to torment

So that's why we make sure

To always ask for consent

Would you like to play a game with me?

Oh heck yeah let's play!

All around the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought it was all in fun

Pop! Goes the weasel