My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

And yet so photographable

And yet you are my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not even if you care for me

Stay, funny valentine, stay

'Cause each day is a Valentine's Day

Yes, it is

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it up to speak

Are you smart?

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not even if you care for me

Stay, funny valentine, stay

'Cause each day is a Valentine's Day