Porch Scene (from "Carousel") [Live]

FATHER: (To machines.) Whoa there! You'll blow a fuse!

FATHER: Drat! That's the third one this week. I buy fuses by the case.

FATHER: Uh oh. And I've blown the whole neighborhood again! (He sounds as if he finds a strange amusement in his deed.)

WOMAN OUTSIDE OF WINDOW: Henry! He did it again! Go over and give that neighbor of ours what for!

FATHER: Easy Rover. (Directed to off stage.) Jimmy! Hurry up with that fuse!

JIMMY: (Heard off stage.) Shucks. Every time he has company, he blows a fuse. And guess who always has to change it.

FATHER: I heard that young man! I heard that!

MOTHER: Oh, well that's more like it. John, yours is the last costume I've got to finish before the parade starts.

FATHER: Sarah's lady's club is responsible for our town's Forth of July celebration tonight. She's got us all roped up into preforming in their program.

SARAH: And I've decided that we're going as George and Martha Washington dear.

FATHER: Oh... the father of our country. (Whimsical.) That's a role that really fits me! You know, I--

SARAH: I'm so glad that we installed an electric light fixture here on the porch, because it's just to darn hot to be sewing inside.

FATHER: Yes Sarah. You know, next year I'd like to go as Benedict Arnold! Ha ha. I--

SARAH: Wait until you see what I've got planned for the fireworks show tonight.

FATHER: Rover! Don't interrupt, while Sarah's interrupting.

SARAH: And guess who volunteered to choose the music for the program.

JIMMY: I did pop! Listen to this!