Ugly Sweater

It's Christmastime and I got nobody

I got an invite to go to a party

It said, "Come and get festive and have yourself a drank"

Well, I look at my options, and I got no bangers

Only one thing hanging on my hangers

No one in his right mind would wear this awful thing

But you did, and I wasn't sure

And I found out once you opened the door

I was the only one in an ugly sweater

Red in the face, it don't get better

Pretty clear I'm no trendsetter

I'm the only one in an ugly sweater

You walked in and my heart just stopped

Like everything paused and the music dropped

I don't even know if I've ever seen such a thing

Had more colors than a box of crayons

One sleeve longer and one sleeve neon

No one in their right mind would hand him a drink

But you did, and we said hello

And as we stood under the mistletoe, I thought

Who is this guy in his ugly sweater?

Thing's more cheesy than a block of cheddar

Man, I thought the night couldn't get better

I'm in love with a man in an ugly sweater (I'm in love with this girl in an ugly sweater)

And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed

And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked

And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed

And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked

And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed

And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked

And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed

And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked

Saw her once and I'll never forget her

Whole night is like a love letter

I always say there ain't nothing better than

Seeing you in my ugly sweater (seeing you in that ugly sweater)