Can I Smoke in Here?

Can I smoke in here?

Can I sit down?

Am I bothering you?

Are you alone?

Is my tie on straight?

Do you rate me polite?

Do I need a shave?

Or do I seem alright?

Well names don't matter

Mine's Cash Buck

No, no it's true

Go ahead laugh

It's good for you

What's that you're drinking?

I like your smile you know

Hey Mr. Bartender

Please don't be so slow

I think we got a lot in common

That's my brand

Wouldn't trade it for the world

We're about the same age

On the outside

Inside I'm a thousand years old

The blues

Is this your room?

I tell you I can't do sixty like once I could

Bet you didn't know I was that hot

You didn't know I was that good

You got nothing to fear

Can I smoke in here?

Well steel player friend of mine

Lived right down the hall

These walls are thin

Nobody heard him fall

Last of the best

Without a shadow of doubt

High-low shag's the last thing he saw

Before it all faded out

What's that you say?

Life is like a low budget movie?

Slow down there honey

You lost me that time

We all took less then it closed?

That's the truest thing you said all night

That's a laugh

You can write it on my epitaph

See you in heaven

Or next time

Whichever's first

I ain't USDA prime

But God knows you've seen worse

Just tell St. Peter at the golden gate

I won't be late

But let me get it straight

Can I get a beer?

Can I smoke in here?

Where's everybody going?

Where's everybody going?

Let that clave player back in here