Counterman

Well, I'm a counter man at the AutoZone

Store in the Birmingham, Alabama

We got everything from A to Z, some miscellaneous and what have ya

I got the parts to fix all the parts

Of cars and make 'em all blow smoke

But I ain't got the part for the part of

My heart that woman of mine just broke

Well, I'm a counter man and I's a-countin' on

Her just to stay with me the rest of my life

But I's crazy for wishin' that blonde

Beautician would settle down and be my wife

I'd better set a plug, she's powdered up

And painted, dancin' holes in her high heels

'Cause she's pretty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as a Oldsmobile

I even talked to the frame air filter

Man about makin' her Miss December

On the calendar for the customers and distributors and vendors

Well, my mama said it'd probably go to her

Head and, hell, I guess my mama was right

'Cause I'm puttin' cashews in my Coke

She's at the Burgundy Room tonight

Well, I'm a counter man and I's a-countin' on

Her just to stay with me the rest of my life

Hell, I's crazy for wishin' that wild

Beautician would settle down and be my wife

I'd better set a plug, she's powdered up

And painted, dancin' holes in her high heels

'Cause she's pretty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as a Oldsmobile

Oh, she's pretty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as a Oldsmobile