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I shat my pants at the taxi rank

(?)

Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

Fuck man, having it in Amsterdam

With a fat bag of chang and a handy cam

That's the plan, Wam Bam thank you man

You get backhand slapped with a ratchet ham, like Blam!

All up in your face with my pork,

Cuz' Im eggman holding down the door with a walrus, Lawless

(?), bruv you don't wanna test cuz' your mates might see

Your face get penetrated with HIV

Cuz' I be bogman all up in your face like BEEF

You ain't baked like me, my cock taste like cheese

So microwave my pie and bake my beans

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

Slap the oppressor getting rugged on a rough tip

Ride in to battle on the belly of a fuckpig,

Juicin' my puss just to spread it on my crumpet

One tit, two tit, pigs 'nuff tits

Sixteen and a thick piss stream,

Man Ill sip Jim Bean as my fit bitch cleans

Fuck big tits I'm shit tits (?)

with a map full of pins where my skinny dicks been

All city blud, all pretty sluts listen up

SMB's all sick as fuck, balls drippin' blood

(????) bit of rough with a bad crowd

Little miss piss giving love to the smack trout

So back down! I'm macked out with a fat clown

Blacked out looking smacked out with my pants down

I had a wank at my nan's house

I better get back in my tank now

(?)man the gangsta

Spaceman the wanker

Wasteman came in (?) stanza

Salary man with a crate full of champers

Rapeman'll shag ya

Safeman'll thank you

Sergeant shit, he ain't changing his pampers

Dropped turds in the fast lane in a tractor

Wankman'll wank on a plate full of pasta

Wankman'll wank on an eighth of your ganja

Wankman'll wank on a plane to Alaska

Wankman'll wank on your face if he has to

Pissman, Pusman, Pigman, Fuckman

P'liceman, bogman, Slogman, Nuffman

Bigmans, Buffmans, Milkman, Postman, Snowmans

(?), now you know man

Pissman, Pusman, Pigman, Fuckman

P'liceman, Bogman, Slogman, Nuffman

Bigmans, Buffmans, Milkman, Postman, Snowmans

(?), now you know man

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

Hip hop, suck my cock, average wank fam WHAT WHAT WHAT

What, what?! Fucking what?!