Redneck Rampage

Gimme a big ugly G, boys

Rednecks were in a cage, banging sticks together

They was drinking homemade wine

Made out of elephant testicles and shit

They was the original redneck

Back in the Caveman, Cro-Magnum big dick days

The day that everybody had a big dick

All women had motors in their pussies

Nobody had a job, it was a glorious time on the planet Earth

Are you ready to hear my sideways, super-psycho girth?

I am ready to shout-bama-lama, down in Alabama

Are you ready, boys? (yeah)

Whoo!

Yeah

Well, Bubba and Leonard were listening to Skynyrd

When the moonshine still exploded

So they fired their guns, then they started to run

And then everybody reloaded

Then they got to the truck to go get drunk

And chain guzzle cans of hot beer

When outta nowhere there stood a bear

But they only hit a deer

They got little bitty brains

And great big guns

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearing up the Everglades

I'm on a redneck rampage

Huntin' down Jimmy Page, oh

Got some dynamite in case there's a fight

And a big 'ole whup ass stick

Love to buck dance, can't stand France

And Martha Stewart makes me sick

I'm a fart lightin' fool, kicked outta school

My family tree is a stump

I'm a minimum wage renegade

Master of the snipe hunt

They got great big guns

Little tiny brains

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearing up the Everglades

I'm on a redneck rampage

Your honor, I didn't know she was underage

I didn't know, aw!

Come on, Johnny

Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill

At a 'Bama ass-kickin' contest

Yeah, I'm out in the woods, up to no good

Huntin' down a sheep to molest

I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south

And I commence to fornicate