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Howdy, folks, Muck Stickey here. Journey with us now as we visit

A community called the Golden Moon Pie Trailer Park, where two

Legendary rappers known as Nelson and Bucksnort run this backwoods

Community's music scene. After a long night of drinking beer

And crashing out on a buddy's couch, their friend woke up the

Next morning to find Nelson and Bucksnort delivering an awful

Message. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Nelson and Bucksnort

- "I Hate to Be the One to Tell Ya (I Done Fucked Your Mama) "

This here's Nelson

And I'm Bucksnort

I just done fucked your mama, boy

I wanna know what you gon' do about it

My bad

Oh yeah

Get 'em, mean boy

Your mama's moose knuckle makes my knees buckle

She lookin' like trouble, let her chew my double bubble

We came to spend the night, your mama lookin' tight

I couldn't wait 'til you fell asleep last night

To your mama's bed I'm sneakin', squeakin' and a-creakin'

Pussy so wet, thought the waterbed was leakin'

Like this and like that, mama booty so fat

I bend your mama over and I give that ass a smack

Now who's that makin' that funky sound?

It's your mama, on her pussy I'm throwin' down

Headboard rockin', knockin' pictures off the wall

Three fingers in your mama like she was a bowling ball

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama

I said, "Woah, there it is, tag me in"

Break out the Moon Pies, let's begin

B-U-C-K-S-N-O-R-T

Last night, your mama had a party

In the back of her throat and I came

So did Nelson, high five, mane

Redneck hillbilly gettin' silly

With a big fat willy in my trousers

Make your mom say, "Wowzers"

I'm spittin' out my dick for this

Then I'm gonna plow her like a cornrow

And make a trailer park porno

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama

I'ma knock your mama up, no condoms for me

I'm about to fuck up your whole family tree

Fucked her in a minivan and got groceries

And we brought 'em back home for you to eat

Let your mama give me head in her bra from Fred's

Slobbed on them genitals with the Dollar General

First I pulled up her muumuu, touchin' her tutu

Let her drink a Yoo-hoo, stuck it in her poo-poo

Bought Geraff from Walmart, made her pussy fart

I'll toss your mama salad, spread that ass apart

I'll marry your mama, so call me Daddy

Just go to your room, you're grounded

I'm gon' fuck your mama, you little bastard

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama

Your mama lookin' good in them big ol' mama jeans

Her camel toe rockin' and her booty lookin' mean

I hate to be the one to tell ya, I done fucked your mama

I done fucked your mama, boy, I done fucked your mama