Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
The kids have already started making out their wish lists
All of those brand new toys, they opened up this morning
Should have come with a warning, soon becomes old and boring
Back to the malls, there's not one second to waste
Use Grandma's car and get a handicap parking space
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no, here we go again
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Manger scenes are on sale, get a free baby Jesus
So many gifts to buy, so little cash to spend
The second that it ends, it starts all over again
Might as well leave the tree up and the lights right where they are
It may seem far away, but it's really not that far
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no, here we go again
Let's see, that's 364 days times 24 hours
Four times four is sixteen, four times
Six is twenty-four plus one is twenty-five
Four times three is twelve plus two is fourteen, drop your zeroes down
Two times four is eight, two times six is twelve plus two is twelve
Two times three is six plus seven, drop your zero, that's six
Eight plus five is thirteen, fourteen times two is seven
Seven plus one, that's eight thousand seven
Hundred thirty-six hours 'til Christmas
My gosh, that ain't much time, I think I better go
I think that was right
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us
The credit's all been maxed out, but there's still layaway
Start now and you might pay it off before the holiday
Scratch out those names, we can re-use those Christmas cards
Save the wrapping paper and keep the snow chains on the towers
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no, here we go
Blow, blow, blowing lots of dough
Ho, ho, ho, no, here we go again