All My Exes Are Doing Better Than Me

All my exes are doing better than me

Ones got her engineering PhD

Two have families, one's a GRAMMY nominee

All my exes are doing better than me

Meanwhile, I've got a closet full of secondhand dreams

I guess in all this losing, I lost a part of me

She moves on, but I don't

Moves on, but I don't

Moves on, but I don't

Maybe I'm wired differently

I forget, then I don't

Say I quit, but I won't

Say I quit, but I won't

Maybe I like the misery

I took all my chances

Nothing quite caught on

Each year, I'm losing value

Not much left for me to pawn

And I followed her fire

Flames can't match a storm

I felt it in my chest, it was all for the best

But sometimes you get it wrong

Looks like I got it wrong

All my exes are doing better than me

Ones got her engineering PhD

Two have families, one's a GRAMMY nominee

All my exes are doing better than me

And I know what's a line in reality

But it sure seems like you've got it good since me

You're doing good without me

So good without me

You're doing good without me

So good