Good Person

I'm at the supermarket, gonna cop some rhubarb

I reach into my pocket, it's time to get charged

I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange

I flash a stunning smile and say

"You can keep the change"

Oh! What?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

You can have that money (it's yours)

And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

Sitting by my computer, mom comes inside the lair

"It's smelling like a sewer, you should go get some air"

I'm gettin' up and stretch, I'm filling up with pride

I open up the door and put a single foot outside

Oh! What?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I leave my house (so healthy)

I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh

My lifestyle's quite unhealthy, I snacked recording this

Got an expanding belly, can't find a shirt that fits

Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim

Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym

Oh! What?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I'm a gym member (gon' get ripped)

And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh

I'm chilling out in class, my teacher's such a jerk

And suddenly he asks, "Where is your homework?"

All my friends in panic, "No, was that today?"

I slap mine on the desk and say, "I'm gonna get an A+"

Oh! What?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I do my homework (model student)

Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh

My mom is back again, "Can you take out the trash?"

Her mind was blown right then, "I did it before you asked"

Oh! What?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I do my chores (for mommy)

Couldn't find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh

It's just a regular day or is it, grandma?

No, someone's changin' age and it isn't grandpa

Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls

But I am grandma's special boy, so I am gonna call