They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha​-​Haaa!

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave

Because I'd go berserk?

Well, you left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind, and

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha

They're coming to take me away

Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

You thought it was a joke

And so you laughed, you laughed

When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh

You laughed, you laughed and laughed

And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad, and

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha

They're coming to take me away

Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket-weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds? Huh?

Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet

And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha

They're coming to take me away

Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

To the happy home

With trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats