Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)

I was travelin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold

I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone

So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside

I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar

And long tall glasses, with wine up to y'all

And then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair

Said, "Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire"

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance

I can't dance

I am a man of the road, a hobo by name

I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game

But if it's all the same to you

Then yes, I will try my hand

If you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would understand

Hmm

Now, wait a minute

Of course I can dance, of course I can dance

I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance

I can dance

I can dance

I really hit the floor

Ah! Feels good

Look at me dancin'

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova

A little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino

You should a seen me movin, right across the floor

Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' back for more

I can dance

Oh, yes! I can dance

Look at me dancin', the floor's movin'

I feel good, I can dance

I can dance

I can dance

I can dance

I can dance

I can dance