Crazed Country Rebel

Well, I was rollin' by myself, went down to Memphis, Tennessee

And I was lookin' for a guy who had a mullet and no teeth

And I was trippin' on some acid a Latino gave to me

Hey, I was smokin' morphine 'til it knocked me off my feet

Then I scored some H from my old Uncle Pete

Now I'm startin' to feel like I might've ODed

On an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

And I love gettin' high - hate bein' low

And I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road

And I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel, and I'm driftin' state to state

Somehow I made it up to Texas with a carload full of grass

And I'm seeing all these pigs who wanna bust my ass

And I'm always livin' hard - always smokin' weed

Now I'm hangin' out in Texas drinkin' mushroom tea

And I'm fucked up on the floor - think I know why

Must've been some of that Boone County moonshine

And an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

And I love gettin' high - hate bein' low

And I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road

And I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel, and I'm driftin' state to state

I had to get up off the floor, tried to get myself in line

'Cause the ceiling's talkin' to me, and the pisser's flushin' fire

That's why they call me 'Full Throttle' - I like a good time

It all started at a bar with a friend of mine

Well she had to hook me up, she said she'd blow my mind

And I've been up for four days, so cut me out another line

Of an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten

And I love bein' high, hate bein' low

And I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road

And I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel, and I'm driftin' state to state