Chaotic Stupid Forever

Rogue says, "Trust me," picks the lock

Now we're knee‑deep in a mimic's maw

Wizard lights a torch with fireball

Half the tavern's gone, DM's appalled

Cleric's drunk, blessin' the ale

Barb arm‑wrestlin' a flail snail

Bard seducin' the princess bride

We're gonna die, but what a ride

You can't stop what can't be planned

We roll the dice, we take our stand

The world's on fire, we call that clever

Chaotic Stupid Forever

You can't stop what can't be planned

We're gods of dumb with dice in hand

We break it all and call it better

Chaotic Stupid Forever

Paladin smites the mayor's son

Says He looked evil, now I'm done

Rogue steals crown, we're chased by guards

The sorcerer blasts them into shards

Bard's still flirting mid‑combat

DM's crying, Why you like that

We roll for stealth, we roll for flair

We roll to see who'll punch the bear

You can't stop what can't be planned

We roll the dice, we take our stand

The world's on fire, we call that clever

Chaotic Stupid Forever

We talk to doors, we try to fly

Cleric heals the wrong dead guy

Wizard casts grease on the stairs

Barb slips, flies, nobody cares

DM sighs, the map's in shreds

We're all laughing, nearly dead

We don't think, we just declare

Me throw rock at dragon's lair

You can't stop what can't be planned

We roll the dice, we take our stand

The world's on fire, we call that clever

Chaotic Stupid Forever

You can't stop what can't be planned

We're gods of dumb with dice in hand

We break it all and call it better

Chaotic Stupid Forever

We roll for charm, we roll for pain

We roll to lick the glowing chain

We roll to jump, we roll to shoot

We roll to summon something cute

We roll for love, we roll for loot