Am I In Sync (Now The Truth Can Be Told Album Version)

(Steve: I don't know Woody.

Are you sure you've got this think hooked up right?

Woody: Listen man, music is my life.

Steve: Alright. Two, three, four

Hey! What are you doing? What's goin' on?

Woody: Sorry.)

Synthesizer rock ruled Jessica's feet

As a slave to that ubiquitous beat

Visions of the big screen danced in her head

'In a matter of time' she said

Jessie never got her Hollywood role

And the pogo nights have taken there toll

She can do the monkey off o' the cuff

But her mind had a missing link

Am I in sync?

Paint a picture on a subway train

Carve my name in a video game

Am I in sync?

Out looking for the camera crews

Sell my soul for a second on the evening news

Am I in sync?

Live 'til the bubble pops

Hold my breath when the big one drops

Am I in sync?

Immortality is what I'm buying

But I'd rather be immortal by not dying

Laboratory rats made Roger a fink

And the laws of science drove him to drink

Working for the taste of public acclaim

And a cure that bore his name

Nobel prizes would have been nice

But he lost his mind to renegade mice

Roger traded dreams of 'Man of the Year'

For an understanding shrink

Am I in sync?

Paint a picture on a subway train

Carve my name in a video game

Am I in sync?

Out looking for the camera crews

Sell my soul for a second on the evening news

Am I in sync?

Live 'til the bubble pops

Hold my breath when the big one drops

Am I in sync?

Immortality is what I'm buying

But I'd rather be immortal by not dying

(Steve: Alright. Let's try it again.

Woody, what are you doin'?

You told me you knew how to use this thing.

Woody: Sorry.)

(Steve: Alright. Get it right this time. Three, four.