The Real Slim Shaggy

There's a new king

Who's in the town

Here for his crown

(His name is Shaggy)

And he's been goin' round

And taking down

Every single clown

That makes him frown

(Oh Slim Shaggy)

And if you think

You've got a chance

Just take a glance

(At Slim Shaggy)

The man's got strength abound

He'll shake the ground

Just stick around

You'll be spellbound

(By slim Shaggy)

So take a seat

Just watch the show

And hear the flow

(Of the real Slim Shaggy)

Haha, Like Zoinks! I guess someone summoned me

Like! I can pulverize your skull. In one flick

And slap you right into the moon. Ain't that sick

With all this power, life is so easy

So make sure to give your food right to me

Stop

See

You can't stop the real Slim Shaggy

Count

To 3

Before You bow to the real Slim Shaggy

Stop

See

You can't stop the real Slim Shaggy

Count

To 3

You can't defeat me now

Before you bow to the real Slim Shaggy

You can't defeat me now

I have ascended

Strength flowing through my veins.

No way to stop it

I am the champion

The king of everyone

Five percent and you're done

Oh this is tons of fun

You can't defeat me now

I have ascended!

Strength flowing through my veins.

No way to stop it

I am the champion

The king of everyone

Five percent and you're done

Oh this is tons of fun