titan of the industry

Full house

No Stamos

Never blame hoes

The wrist on Thanos

Really snapping on them

I don't wear a halo

Put her in my chain

Cuz I like to make her frame glow

I'm insane bro

Never been a lame though

I used to read the Bible in a fucking Winnebago

Used to say grace and eat the 'ccine Alfredo

Depositing a hundred dollar check before the bank closed

Titan of the industry

Really been outside

Since I refused to join little league

Really been the guy

Since I was my uncle's mini me and

Was surprised to find that drugs

Were making him act differently

I don't fuck with no one

I try to make a friend and

Then compare them to the old ones and

Think about the time it'd take

To get to really know one and

I ain't got the time to try and

Crack that many cold ones

I'm a cold case

Everything I do I've done to rationalize my old ways

Only thing I seem to do is reminisce the old days

The love I felt and every joke we were making in poor taste

Feel like a fucking fat bastard

I'm Mike Myers funny and

The clock ticking faster

Groundhog Day

I'm waking up to a disaster

When I die

Put my whole body in plaster