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Now there's just one thing in this world
That makes my thirst content
It isn't tasty orange juice
Though it's worthy to lament
It isn't Dr Pepper or Coke-a-cola it's true
The only thing I really want to drink is Mountain Dew
And no other soft drink in history beats it
The taste of it's sweetness is unparalleled
It's green and it's fizzy, it might make you dizzy
But no words describe it. I think that it's swell, yeah
Five out of five doctors say it cures heart disease
And a one liter will pick you up if you're allergic to bees
After a six pack of dew I start to go insane
And everybody's feeling fine when dew is on the brain
And no other soft drink in history beats it
The taste of it's sweetness is unparalleled
It's green and it's fizzy, it might make you dizzy
But no words describe it. I think that it's swell, yeah
I like Mountain Dew in the morning
Put it down my throat till I die without warning
Keep a two liter bottle in the trunk of your car
So you can chug it day and night no matter where you are
Give me dew to cool me off on a hot sunny day
If it's raining outside it takes my blues all away
I would pay a million dollars to fill a pool full of dew
And spend the rest of my life swimming in it with my crew
Fools try to tell me off and say that dew is nasty
If you wanna diss my drink you best be backin' down fast, see
I love it, I need, boy you best believe it
Keep it running through my veins as long as I can receive it
Only got one more line so it's about time to roll
Open up the floodgates and let the Mountain Dew flow
In case you ain't caught the gist of this little rhyme
It's that I love Mountain Dew and imma drink it long time
And no other soft drink in history beats it
The taste of it's sweetness is unparalleled
It's green and it's fizzy, it might make you dizzy
But no words describe it. I think that it's swell, yeah yeah