That's How She Died

It was that night we were out at the bar Got in a fight and she took it too far

I said, baby, baby, you're drunk Let me take you home tonight

She said, well, I ain't drunk You're just someone I can't stand

Next thing I know, she was leavin' with another man

I said, baby, baby, where you goin'? Ain't you comin' home tonight

Well, I chased You from that bar I chased You into the night

But all I saw was flying dirt and trailing taillights. I could see he was all over the road. That's when in knew You was never coming home.

So I said, baby, baby, bye-bye Hope you fuckin' die tonight

Well, as it turns out, he was too drunk to drive

If you was seein' double, baby, he was seein' five

Right into the rhubarb , and plowing corn out of season, goin' out of season

Doctor said not enough blood in the booze' that was the reason, baby, that's why

Baby, that's why you up and died that night.

Bye-bye, baby

She got all frisky wanted to give him some roadcone, He got distracted and ran right of the road

They hit stump and she bit off his member. And That is the last thing that He can remember..

And I had to tell Her, sweet mama, just how you died that night

Choking on a cock, baby, that's how she died

When I told your mama, Lord, how she cried.

You should've listened when I said:

"Baby, you're drunk, baby, you're drunk Baby, you're drunk, baby, take you home tonight"

Bye-bye

Bye-bye