Monsters Should Never Be Alone on Their Birthday

Monsters should never be alone on their birthday

Cause monsters can get sensitive and cry

If you ever see a monster alone on his birthday

You better run cause he might eat a guy

(That's what they do!)

Then his tummy will start hurtin'

And he'll want to take a nap

But he lives so far away

That he'll have to take a cab

But he didn't bring his money

So he'll have to use his wings

But those wings weren't made for flying

So for money he would sing

But he only can sing country

Cause that's what monsters do

So he'd clear his throat and give his best

Little old lady hoo

But despite his obvious talent

Everyone would run and scream

So monsters should never be alone on their birthday

Now I know you're probably thinkin'

What's the point of this here song?

Why did Jim and Brian write it?

Why'd it have to be so long?

Well we needed the money

We couldn't think of something better

So monsters should never be

(Brian) Hey Jim wait, no I have a better idea

What if we did a song about how one day

Everyone in the world, like, turned on their computers but everything was upside down

Like, on the computer

And then they were like really confused

And then they turn the computer around

But nothing stayed the no?

No.