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Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
And when I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Lisa got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Pat turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
Oh, we could eat cereal
He loses interest fast
His relationships never last
Shut up, girlfriends from the past
He says he'd do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing?
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
Oh, shut up
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
Shut up, girlfriends from the past
Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
(She said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know
We found the right person in this world?
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery
It does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
He'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
(Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
Oh, would you like a little cereal?