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I clock in, coffee in my hand
Watch the circus take its stand
Emails flying, no reply
They're debating if pigs can fly
Greg forgot the meeting time
Sally's PowerPoint won't align
Kevin's asking "What's Excel?"
It's a daily corporate carousel
Boss walks in with vacant eyes
Says we're thriving—shocker surprise
Budget's gone, the Wi-Fi's down
Still we smile, we're office clowns
Oh we spin in chairs, we share blank stares
Build dreams on broken charts and prayers
Laughter echoes in the gloom
Welcome to the comedy room
Stumble in at 9:05
Keyboard's dead, but I'm alive
Greg's lost in Excel hell
Screams "Undo!"—ain't doin' well
Boss walks in, blank as chalk
Says, "Synergy!" then power talks
Janet's stats are upside down
We're the freaks of corporate town
Sally's graphs are split in two
She swears the Wi-Fi hates her crew
Files go missing, drinks go warm
It's chaos now—our daily norm
Oh we spin in chairs, we share blank stares
Build dreams on broken charts and prayers
Laughter echoes in the gloom
Welcome to the comedy room
Let's riot in the boardroom
Shout through every chatroom
Paper cuts and coffee doom
We're the comedy crew—ka-BOOM!
So raise a mug, embrace the mess
Punch your badge with punk finesse
In this circus, we're the jesters proud
Screamin' truth, playin' loud!