O.K.A.Y.

So this is my story, ahh hahahaha

Hahahahahaha

Yeah, I came with my friends

We should totally go get a drink

Do you see that guy over there in the corner?

He's like, so looking at me

Oh my God, I totally get you

I'm like, so tired of going to the same places

And meeting the same people

It's just like, so annoying

Like this one time I met this guy

And he like, invited me over to his table at this club

And there was like, a bunch of people there

And he kept offering me vodka

And like, I don't drink vodka

So I had to tell him like, thanks but no thanks

I don't drink vodka

Um I only drink tequila

So like, I've actually never been here before

It's like, super cool

But you're like, super cute

So like, can I have your number?

Ahh hahahaha

Okay

Oh and by the way, my name's Jane