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Miss Bird: Coming down the pathways from the mountain
Clogging every cranny they can find!
Being little jerks and kinda slimy...
And they're stealing countless hours of our time!
Now they're oozing loose around Minutia
And there's just one way for us to slow them down!
All we need's a little app installed...
The rest is all a snap, it's called...
'Best Fiends Forever',
That is all it takes to take slugs down!
Gwen: Thanks, but I REALLY don't need any more games.
Miss Bird: It's free!
Miss Bird: Are you feeling ready for this showdown?
Gwen: Maybe if you tell me how to fight!
Miss Bird: Slapping slugs is really pretty simple!
Plus your fiends can help you overcome each plight!
Hold your phone like this and begin tapping
Tap the slugs to make them go away!
Use your rapidfire tapping
To consistently keep slapping
Gwen: Okay quit your endless yapping
And please let me try to play!
Gwen: Oh, I got him!
Miss Bird: YEAH! Nice work!
Gwen: Hey, this is kind of addicting!
Miss Bird: ISN'T IT?
Miss Bird: Slugs are in our phones and in our faces!
Gwen: Slugs are in our minds and in our hearts!
Miss Bird: Slugs invade my night out with my boyfriend.
Peter: Slugs tear our relationship a... Oh, thanks honey!
Gwen: Find yourself new fiends and pick up treasure!
Miss Bird: Be the greatest slug slapper around!
Gwen: Download free Best Fiends Forever...
Miss Bird: Yeah, they paid us but whatever!
Both: Cause we're down to take slugs down!