Your Attention Please

Your attention please

Your attention please

Your attention please

This is an official government message

If you are listening to this message, you are one of the lucky survivors of the disaster we have just experienced

Do not panic, the situation will be under control soon

We can affirm, in our infinite arrogance, accompanied by

The greatest pride that we deserve

Because we are the greatest

That nothing and no one will be able to crush our great nation

You are safe

If you have any doubts, please listen to this message again

It will be broadcast on all radio stations across the country

May We bless you.