A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Dangerdoom in the hizzy

Widdy, widdy, widdy, widdy

Widdy, widdy, widdy, we

We need food

What you doin' there?

I'm rappin'

Yeah, no, no, I see that, what for?

Money, that and

I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes

And some candy for my nose

Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and

Hey, genius, you even know what that means?

Uh, uh, what does it mean?

Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar

And you know, I mean, the stuff that like white people like

We had a piano

Somethin' bad ass, like, uh, I don't know

Like uh, REO Speedwagon or somethin'

Hell yeah

Ayo, I know this dude right

Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight

All he had upstairs was a crude light

You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight

Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat god

Even though you still eat lard by the Meatwad

Mesquite charred, speakin' of which or who

Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two

A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew

See if they can't get past the stench of the stew

It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo

He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo

Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads

Not to be confused with the infant selling tie heads

His name rhymes with Mike Cock

You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylock

Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs

And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall

More interesting than professional wrestling

When he's online you can find him on instant pestering

What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink

Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink

On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho

Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio

Make a fast break or that'll be the last mistake

That ass'll make, is what you get for messin' with Master Shake

Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across

Tryin' to watch Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss

Psht, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody?

He could be number one in the hood, gee, easily

Shake callin', he, heh

You know I

I just got off the phone with somebody else

And, uh, that wasn't about you

That was about me being upset about something else

I shouldn't have called you but I did 'cause I just

I like you so much, I'm really looking forward

To us working together and just as of now that I'm calm

And after I've apologized profusely, probably too much

I am available, call me doggie!