Meeting In The Ladies Room

Oh, oh!

I had to leave my condo to come to this

Well, I'm back, but this time I'm with my man

And these women are putting their hands

All over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought

And I'm much, much unhappy about that

I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW, a basic woman

But if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous (oh, oh!)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this)

I'll be back real soon (that's what I get for being in the neighborhood)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (where's my jewelry?)

I'll be back real soon (can we talk?)

I don't know, but I think you better watch your man (girl, you better watch your man)

'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (all the girls are watching him)

If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (go on and powder your nose)

'Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor

That's why

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Sing, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Mm, everybody, sing it like

Sing, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Stepped through the door, they were standing in line (these ladies took their time)

Smoking funny cigarettes and taking their time (something must be on their minds)

Somebody pass me a mirror (hurry up)

'Cause I ain't got much time (quick, I got to get right back)

'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind

That's why

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon (I told my man)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Sing, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Ooh, everybody, sing it like

Sing, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Don't be a Freak-a-Zoid

Walked on the floor and everybody was jamming

They're playing my favorite song, got me singing along

Can't turn your back for a minute, somebody's rocking my man

And girl, they're doing like nobody else can

Watch out, watch out, watch out

Excuse me, ladies, this man's with me

I don't like to share, you can plainly see

He looks good, good enough to eat

But believe me, lady, he belongs to me, yeah

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon (oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

Be back real soon

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood

Don't, don't, don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood

Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood

Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon (oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room

I'll be back real soon (oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

I've got a meeting in the ladies room (get yourself some business, baby)

I'll be back real soon