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This next segment demonstrates but a few of the many uses of wood
That naturally occurring cellulose material that we often take for granted
During the segment, count the variety of ways
That you see that wood is actually being used
They're calling. I'm hollering. They're troll'lolololn, ha! I'm loln
You go get the drills
You go get the screws
Let's hop up on our saw
Horse and make something huge
This Lumber is creaking
It's speaking to you
Like it was wondering what we were
Tinkering with or thinking to do
Oh yay, I wanna half pipe
No way, I wanna jump
No wait, I wanna wall ride
Whoa ay, I wanna bump
Oh say, I wanna rail slide
Bro, mane, I wanna hump
So wait, I want it small
Too late, I want it plump
Slow it down, we got time to
Go to town, first we gotta
Know the how's, what's, why's
But's before we throw it down
Who's got the cash, who's
Got the hash, who's got the
Flask? Glug, glug, glug
Glug, thanks I needed that
First let's do some stretches
Best bet, learn to get limber
Then herbs do some blessing
And get burnt to a Cinder
Don't get too turnt
Make it some work to remember
Be a tree whisperer
Please, speak in timber
Carve, grind, slash
Carve, grind, slash
Carve, grind, slash
Carve, grind, slash, very good, have a drink
Keep your freestyling to a
Minimal, bad lines are criminal
I'm giving you one last
Chance to measure up, digital
Sorry to be so reprimanding
Like your granny, but there's
Nothing worse than touching the sad
Curves of a bad tranny
Let the doctor operate
All we want is Doctor grade, a
PhD with a proper blade and