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Cut along the dotted line
Slip in to seal the flap
The postal competition craze
You know you'll win a dunce's cap
Win a fortnight in the beaver
Line up for the big handout
You'll never know unless you try
What the winning's all about
Be a quiz kid
Oh, be a whiz kid
Mmm, be a quiz kid
Be a...
Six days later there's a rush telegram
Drop everything and telephone this number if you can
It's a free trip down to London
For a weekend of high life
They'll wine you, dine you, undermine you
Better not bring a wife
Be a quiz kid
Oh, be a whiz kid
Mmm, be a quiz kid
Be a...
It's a tryout for a quiz show
That millions watch each week
Following the fates and fortunes
Of contestants as they speak
Honsorable to everyone
Responsible to all
Publicly dissected brain cells
Splattered on the wall
Of encyclopedic knowledge
May be barbaric but it's fun
As the clock ticks away a lifetime
Hold your head up to the gun
Of a million cathode-ray tubes
Aimed at your tiny skull
May you find sweet inspiration
May your memory not be dull
May you rise to dizzy success
May your wit be quick and strong
May you constantly amaze us
May your answers not be wrong
May your head be on your shoulders
May your tongue be in your cheek
And most of all we pray that you may
Come back next week
Oh, be a quiz kid
Yeah, be a whiz kid
Be a...
Quiz kid, yeah
Quiz kid, oh
Quiz kid, yeah
Quiz kid, oh
Quiz kid, yeah
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Quiz kid, yeah
Quiz kid, oh