Текст пісні
Step right up, you pussy-ass bitches
And feast your eyes on this
Did you ever stop to think
Why you suck balls and I'm so great?
Well, tickle me pink
Welcome to the party, you're (fucking late)
Haters gotta hate
That's how they masturbate
Living in a perpetual state of
Shooting their goo at an alarming rate
Ugh
But someday soon, I bet ya
Karma's gonna fuckin' get ya
You thought you could be a fuckin' dick
To everyone that's fuckin' met ya
Well, here's what I was taught
It's a novel fuckin' thought, you see
Don't shit where you eat
(Don't) shit where you eat
Or you'll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh, no
And they'll all fall out
Of your motherfuckin' mouth
And you'll deserve it
Because you earned it
(Don't) piss into the breeze
Or you'll get pee all on your knees, oh, no
And probably in your face
You better learn to love the taste
If you shit where you eat
(Bitch)
I like when people laugh
That's the end of the paragraph
(I'm a psychopath)
But even though I'm a little rough around the fucking edges (uh)
You'll discover that I'm just a lover with good intentions (mwah)
I try my hardest not to bite the hand that fuckin' feeds me
Okay, maybe just a nibble
(Yum, yum, yum) don't fuckin' tease me
I'm a freak, but I'm very fuckin' sweet
And I don't shit where I eat
(Don't) shit (don't shit) where you eat (where you eat)
Or you'll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh, no
And they'll all fall out
Of your motherfuckin' mouth
And you'll deserve it (you'll deserve it)
Because you earned it
(Don't) piss (don't piss) into the breeze (into the breeze)
Or you'll get pee all on your knees, oh, no
And probably in your face
You better learn to love the taste
If you shit where you eat
(Don't) shit (don't fucking shit) where you eat (where you eat)
Or you'll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh, no (ah)
And they'll all fall out
Of your motherfuckin' mouth
And you'll deserve it (deserve it, bitch)
Because you earned it
(Don't) piss (piss) into the breeze (piss in breeze)
Or you'll get pee all on your knees, oh, no (ah)
And probably in your face
You better learn to love the taste
If you shit (shit) where you eat, oh, no
If you shit (shit) where you eat, fuck you
If you're shitting (ah)
If you're motherfuckin' shitting (ah)
If you fuckin' shit where you eat
(Na-na-na-na-na-na, fuck you)