Who's the New Guy?

Who's the new guy?

I don't trust him

What's his purpose going to be?

Who's this new character?

I mean, he's such a character

Such a big persona that's not relatable at all

Do we really need a new guy this far into the season?

And by "far into the season"

I mean it's almost fall

Who's the new guy?

I don't trust him

He's suspiciously good-looking in ways that normal people are not

Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings?

You mean our terrible ratings on legalscores.com (Yeah)

Will he be here forever?

Or just for two or three episodes?

I mean Karen's manic episodes

I'm a ticking time bomb

Who's the new guy?

I don't trust him

Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives?

Is this someone new we're gonna have to grow to care about?

Why should we root for someone male, straight, and white?

And why is Karen finger painting?

I'm having a manic episode

Who's the new guy?

What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal?

Who wants to buy my painting?

Karen, shut up!