Father and Son (Live in London)

Hey Dad

Yes son?

I thought today was a lot of fun

Hey son

Yes Dad?

Today was the funnest day a Dad ever had

Building castles in the sand

Just you and I

Driving round in the car

I even let you drive

Eating dinner from a can

Dad's yummy can delight

Just a guy and his little guy

Son, I know it's hard to watch your Daddy cry

It hasn't been easy since your Momma died

But don't you worry, we'll be alright

Remember we're a family just you and I

You know very well Dad, Momma didn't die

She just hooked up with another guy

His name's Trevor and now they live together

That's where you pick me up on Friday's nights

Don't you wonder where I go?

You always go for a while

You never ask me where I've been

Don't want to cramp your style

When I see you on weekends

You always make me smile

That's the smile of my (your) little guy

Hey Dad can I sit on your knee?

Got questions about the world that are troubling me

Tell me every question that you have for me

And tell me does your Momma still mention me?

When I grow up what will I do?

Will I be a fireman or work in the zoo?

You can do anything that you choose

The world is at the feet of a kid like you

Just a boy and his Dad

Just a Dad and his kid

Hanging out together

I'd like to live on the moon

Or maybe live on a star

Or will I be like you Dad and live in the car?

You can't live on a star you'll disintegrate to ash

And where you spend your nights is dependent on cash

Will I fall in love and will it be forever

Or will she leave me one day for someone like Trevor?

Well you just never know how love will end

But never ever introduce her to your handsomest friend

Just a boy and his Dad

Just a Dad and his kid

Hanging out together

Since your Momma ran away

Been thinking about your lonely little heart every day

But you, you don't need to feel so sad

You've still got your dad

Since your Momma ran away

No, she didn't run away

I think about your lonely little heart every day

Dad she's living in our old place

But the two of us we don't need to feel so sad

I'm not sad

Because you've still got Dad (because I've still got Dad)

And another even cooler Dad

Ever since your Momma ran away, she passed away then ran away

Oh she wished she did it years ago

I've been trying to think of the right words to say

Dad, she calls you an asshole

But the two of us we don't need to feel so bad

I'm not sad

Because I've got two Dads (because you've still got your Dad)

And Trevor bought me a brand new bike

Love has not been the same when she went away

Trevor lets me watch anything I like

And I've been thinking about my lonely little heart every day

Eat ice cream on weekday nights

But you know what makes me feel so glad?

I'm not sad

Because I've still got Dad (I'm still your dad)

I'm still your biological Dad

Hey Dad, can I sit on your knee?

Questions about the world that are troubling me

No son don't you sit on my knee

You're too big now, you're thirty-three

You'll always be my little guy

I'll always be your little guy

But you're thirty-three (but I'm thirty-three)