Hey Mario

I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer

How you chase that girl around

You've been fighting all the battles, if she's really worth the hassle

You'd be living in the castle by now

And it makes me sick how you break these bricks

For a girl who barely knows you exist

Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude

I think you've got a problem

Mario, get your sh- together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives

Just let it go, Mario

You're a next level bro

And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

Hey, Mario

Get your sh- together

Hey, Mario

Or you'll chase this b- forever

Warp zone, friend zone, High score

No more stalking this chick in a Koopa Troopa town

Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a girl get ya down

Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go

We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night

Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires

And you're spitting freaking fire

Mario, get your sh- together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives

Just let it go, Mario

You're a next level bro

But the bitch been cheating, and you know I ain't talking code

You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver

An athlete, a space man, a Super Smash survivor

You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad

Down in Cocoa Beach where the hunnies at

Yea, get up, get up, get off the floor

She's not the one worth dying for

Mario, get your sh- together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives

Just let it go, Mario

You're a next level bro

And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low (hey, Mario)

Hey, Mario (hey, Mario), get your sh- together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives

Just let it go, Mario

You're a next level bro