MEDIA TRAIN

I'm not media trained

I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane

I don't know where the media parks, On a media date

I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate

But I just see a pile of crumbs

I'm out of jokes, I'm out of banter

I'm out to lunch, I'm minding my manners

You should learn to mind your own business

You're too busy checking my grammar

What's so funny?

What if you run out of the money?

I won't be here blowing you kisses

I'll be sipping tea in your study

Gimme a break

Are you a stupid turn on your brain?

You're not a martyr, you're not a saint

Only an expert when you complain

Give you a toy

You're not a man, you are but a boy

You never talk, you just make a noise

If I'm in the trolley, you are the choice

I'm not media trained

I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane

I don't know where the media parks

On a media date

I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate

But I just see a pile of crumbs

I'm in hell, when you're in the room, I go somewhere else

Can't you tell?

Everything you say is about yourself

Here's your bottle, all you ever want is to be swaddled

Like a pothole, When I'm in the trolley you're the problem

Gimme a break

You're such a prick, you're sick in the brain, What is your job? You sleep and you game

I think your mother should be ashamed

Give you a toy

You're not a man, you are but a boy

Stuck in the arcade without the coin

You're like a story without the point

I'm not media trained

I just wanna drive a media car

Fly a media plane

I don't know where the media parks

On a media date

I hope I don't get media dumped

You thought the media ate

But I just see a pile of crumbs