Rogaine

If you're showing some skin 'cause your hair is too thin, Rogaine

If your hair is all gone, gone, far gone, Rogaine

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, Rogaine

If you once had some hair but now it ain't there, Rogaine

If you can't use a comb 'cause your dome shines like chrome, Rogaine

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, Rogaine

If you're feeling small 'cause you're totally bald, Rogaine

If now there's a glare where there used to be hair, Rogaine

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, Rogaine

If the girls, they all stare 'cause you ain't got no hair, Rogaine

If they call you Kojak, you can get 'em all back, Rogaine

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, Rogaine

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, Rogaine