If I Could Suck My Own Dick

If I could suck my own dick, I would

I'd suck it long, I'd suck it hard, I'd suck it good

I'd suck it all day long and then I'd suck it all night

I'd light a candle, babe, and turn down all the lights

Oh, you know I'd have my own pick

If I could suck my own dick

If I could suck my own dick, God damn,

I'd whip it out and stretch my back and just go ham

And suck it in the mornin' and then I'd suck it till late

All around the clock I'd stay home and autofellate

Oh you know I'd suck myself sick

If I could suck my own dick

If I could suck my own dick, why not?

I'd make it hard, I'd make it wet, I'd make it hot

I'd make it feel real dirty and then I'd get it real clean

I'd choke up frequently if you get what I mean

Damn, man, wouldn't that be slick?

If I could suck my own dick

If I could suck my own dick, oh wow.

The only yoga pose I'd do would be the plow

In the bathroom on the plane, I'd even do it in cabs

I bet if I could suck my dick I'd have huge abs

Oh I'd make it cum so quick

(If I could suck my own)

Oh I'd take some really good pics

(If I could suck my own)

Oh I'd get a really big kick out of just sucking my own dick